World Cup!

[Voltage]

I gave my wife £200 and told her to go out on Thursday and leave me in peace to watch the World Cup.

"I won't need that much," she laughed.

"You will," I said. "It's got to last you five weeks."

[marval]

lol

[sunny-dave]

Or twelve days if you're following Engerland ...

[Patsy33]

You're all heart!...

[zebo]

I really really appreciate my football-loathing OH every four years!

[Shaglene]

When England get knocked out, ask her for the change so you can afford to drown your sorrows............