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Patsy33 | 17:31 Wed 18th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there.

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That’s cuckoo!
17:38 Wed 18th Jul 2018
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Wren did that happen?
21:24 Wed 18th Jul 2018
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After reading that I'll think I'll Swan off!
09:33 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Oi! Keep your beak out! :-)
09:36 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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What's all that vibration ?
09:50 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Round here they added in a soupçon of oozelum bird - so it can have disppeared before you can answer the knock ...
09:53 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Lol dave
09:53 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Oi! Patsy you giving me the bird!!
09:54 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Don't get in a flap!
10:04 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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A little tip for you patsy...if you have blue tits in the garden put your jumper back on ....;-)
10:16 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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I have great tits in mine...
10:17 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Rofl I bet you have ..ohh where's my binoculars lol
10:17 Thu 19th Jul 2018

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