Pulled Over

[Patsy33]

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record.

I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.

[Arksided]

Were the the Bizzies being busy bees.

[Jackdaw33]

You should have replied, "Yes, 'Message in a Bottle'.

[Patsy33]

They must be So Lonely.. ..

[Voltage]

I knew there'd be a sting in the tail!

[sunny-dave]

A bloke says to his wife "my bum is really burning and I've no idea what it is".

"ring sting" his wife says.

The bloke replies "how the feck will he know?"

[Voltage]

Lol dave that made me laugh