Fast

[Patsy33]

My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.

[Hopkirk]

I think the Scissor Sisters work there.

[Patsy33]

I know their brother. Edward Scissorhands....

[Arksided]

My local shoe repair shop are cobblers.

[Arksided]

Hem n' hem, now thats multitaskin'

[Voltage]

Stop talking a load of haberdashery lol

[Hopkirk]

I think that company is owned by Queen's drummer.

[jno]

I've been told that if I want to fit their clothes, I'll also have to fast

[Patsy33]

Sew it would seam jno...

[Garaman]

Ahem!

[DTCwordfan]

a stitch in mine bloody well hurts.....

[Arksided]

Hopkirk, I thought about trying a joke using 'Roger Taylor' but couldn't think of one and also guessed not many would know who he is.

[Hopkirk]

I think he co owns the company with the Duran Duran drummer, Arky.

[Arksided]

Think they're twins.

[Hopkirk]

Yes, and Roger is the elder of them.

[DTCwordfan]

He used to own a significant share of a company down here before my bro in law bought him out, not involved in haberdashery by the way.

[Hopkirk]

Guess what make of sewing machine Ms Swift used.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!