Oops Again!

[Voltage]

My wife told me that she used to be Christian.
"That's not a problem " I told her.
"Thanks" she said I'm much happier being a Christine now!!

[marval]

lol

[Canary42]

Was her second name Theland ?

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[jno]

my wife told me she used to be a hooker. "That's all right", I said, "what's past is past".

"Yes, I used to play in the front row for Saracens", she said.

[Spicerack]

^Bet she was scrummy.

[Theland]

I sent my wife out on the game.
She came back with £20.50.
I asked who gave her 50p?
She said, "All of them."

[DTCwordfan]

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house, Mrs Wodehouse, decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. PG Tips had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there, bags that they were.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress."

He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter."

He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. "

As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"