What Phrases Could Be Used.....

[1ozzy]

...While ordering takeaway food and having sex.

[1ozzy]

Make that a large serving please

[Voltage]

Yes ozzy mrs volty always likes a nice portion;-)

[Togo]

A number 69 please?

[tamborine]

fish? no, enuf is enuf!

[sunny-dave]

Can you send the delivery boy with an extra large sausage please ...

[Voltage]

Lol be careful Dave he might batter you with it!

[Canary42]

If I'm not in, it will be quite dry under the bush outside.

[mallyh]

i'll pay cash on delivery

[sunny-dave]

Are those fair trade tea bags?

[marval]

Could you wrap my husband's whopper please?

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Lol Marval!...

[Zacs-Master]

If you don't get any joy at the front, we'll take it round the back.

[Peter Pedant]

I'll have a big one
( sorry have we had that?)

[DTCwordfan]

male chicken and meat balls please

[Peter Pedant]

I'll have what she's having....