Repairing Murphys Roof....

[BANANASPLITS]

Paddy is repairing Murphy's roof when he starts feeling unwell. He shouts down to Murphy " I don't feel good, I've gone dizzy "its best to come down and go home ."
Murphy says " Have you vertigo? "
Paddy replies " No, I only live around the corner. "

[Patsy33]

Giddy Eck!...

[marval]

lol

'Have you work for a handyman?' asked Murphy.

'Depends what you can do,' said the hotel manager.

'Are you good at electrics?'

'No.sor.'

'Plumbing?'

'No,sor.'

'Painting and decorating?'

'No,sor.'

'Carpentry?'

'No,sor.'

'Well what makes you say you're a handyman?'

'I only live next door, sor!'