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BANANASPLITS | 10:57 Thu 13th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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An Essex girl tells her mum she's pregnant.

'Congratulations', said her mum. 'Do you know who the father is?'

'Mum, if you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?'

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So she didn’t know who the Farter was?
Vulgar and crass.
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wow she had twins???
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Is that some TV detective series - vulgar & crass ?
Wow, searching for evidence of crassness on my part.
Rather sad really Bananasplits. But in the photograph I saw she actually did look toadlike.
Maggiebee called you a lurker David small I thought that was a breed of dog.
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lets not fall out please ..ok its just my Soh( the joke that is)

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