Dad..

[BANANASPLITS]

Son: "Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years."

Dad: "never mind son Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

[spathiphyllum]

haha, some people are considered fools.. i end up speaking and prove it

[Jordyboy9]

I’ll drink to that spath I have said it many times.

[spathiphyllum]

We may be in the same boat... Either way at least we're drunk ay ;)

[BANANASPLITS]

There is no fool like an old fool..I should know!

[spathiphyllum]

"poor old fool", thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.

The well dressed man invited the old man inside for a drink

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humour the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught today?".

The old man replied, "you're the eighth".

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol good one

[spathiphyllum]

That's what the well dressed man thought ;)