A Pirate Goes To The Doctors...

[BANANASPLITS]

A pirate goes to the doctors...

"Thar be strange moles on me back!"

Doctor says, "They’re benign!"

"Check again matey, I think thar be ten!"

[mallyh]

lol ,did he have to say argh!

[BANANASPLITS]

yes lol

[Patsy33]

He's had them there be four....

[BANANASPLITS]

doctor said " its your birthday today isn't it"?
aye matey!
" thats a good age"

[retrocop]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ***!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

[BANANASPLITS]

lol

[retrocop]

What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?

Arrr, me hearty!!!

[mallyh]

how much did a pirate pay to have his lobes pierced ......a buck an ear .
ok i'll leave now lol x

[BANANASPLITS]

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

[BANANASPLITS]

mallyh ...lol

[mallyh]

oh before I go my favourite ......a dyslexic pirate had a carrot on his shoulder

[retrocop]

What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy

[retrocop]

Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

[Spicerack]

An Irish pirate goes for a pirating job.
The captain says 'I'll give you a job if you can give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it'.
Paddy says, "I've got nine buttons on me new pirate coat, but I only fasten eight".

[retrocop]

What is regularly given to the sea around 8 am, if the digestion is right?
The captain’s log.

[BANANASPLITS]

pooh!! ^^^

[Shaglene]

Vicar says to the little boy playing at pirates. "Where's your buccaneers?"
Little boy replies, "Under my hat."

[sanmac]

Pointing out the misinterpretation of a post is stirring?

[retrocop]

Wrong thread matey. :-) you want Grenfell in News

[sanmac]

Oops, wrong thread.