Mr Murphy.......

[BANANASPLITS]

Judge: Mr Murphy, you were clocked doing 73mph in a 30mph & you were driving in the middle of the road. What do you have to say for yourself?

Paddy: Well I'd just hired the car & when I filled out the forms the instructions at the bottom said 'Now tear along the dotted line'!

[Old_Geezer]

Along the dotted line ? I thought that was a standard part of the motorbike licence !

[Patsy33]

Lol!