Carrying A Book...

[BANANASPLITS]

Some guy stopped me in the street and asked “Why are you carrying a 9ft book?”

I replied... “It’s a long story.”

[sunny-dave]

Nope - that's just a tall story ...

[retrocop]

Give one end tome.I'll help you carry it. :-)

[Spicerack]

By Longfellow, was it?

[BANANASPLITS]

It was called "the book of short answers" by A.hughes
Just a wee laugh andy sorry ;-)

[Patsy33]

Was it called Three Yards?..

[Arksided]

I've being reading a book called 'How to defy gravity.' I couldn't put it down.

[retrocop]

Was it this book?
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7347109-the-hundred-foot-journey

[elliemay1]

What's a rabbit's favourite novel?
Warren Peace.

[SparklyKid]

Brilliant.

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It was called "the book of short answers" by A.hughes
Just a wee laugh andy sorry ;-)

14:08 Thu 04th Oct 2018

[retrocop]

This is the actual book by that author. :-)

https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-little-book-of-big-words/andy-hughes/9781905862030

[Zacs-Master]

LOL Retro. Nice find.

[BANANASPLITS]

Excellent retro if Andy sees this I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way ..just a little humour nothing in malice!

[Shaglene]

It may be a long story but it is a short joke.......