At The Library....

[BANANASPLITS]

I went into the local library and asked,
"Have you got a book about micro penises?"
The librarian replied, "Let me see if it's in."
I said, "Yes that's the one!"

[retrocop]

When I go to the phlebotomist regularly she wields her syringe and says,"Just a small prick" She has X-Ray eyes as well. :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Shaglene]

I went to the library for a book on suicide but the librarian wouldn't give me it saying "You might not bring it back."

[Canary42]

I went to the library for a book "How to be Assertive" but I couldn't get the librarian to listen to me.

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."