Donating To Charity

[-SharonA-]

Wife to Husband: I have a bag full of used clothing that I am going to donate to the charity shop.
Husband: Why not dump it all in the rubbish? it is much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people out there who can make use of this clothing.
Husband: Honey, anyone who can fit into your clothes is not starving!

Last update husband making a good recovery with his head injury!

[tonyav]

snigger

[-SharonA-]

And no it's not my clothes!!!

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

I thought you were going to say there was a shortage of tents...

[Shaglene]

Are the poor starving people out there going to eat the clothes?

[retrocop]

Helping the Destitute

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good cleanup, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,



'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

[Spicerack]

Lolz. pinching that.