Mother Superior........

[Shaglene]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.'

[BANANASPLITS]

Pour another one ...hic

[DTCwordfan]

so old, it's vintage Chardonnay, so old that it has spots in it.

[zebo]

No Blue Nun then?