Post Office....

[BANANASPLITS]

Handing over my I.D. at the post office, the clerk blurts out, "You've aged a bit since this photo was taken"...

"You're dead right love!" I replied. "I had it taken just before I joined your bloody queue"...

[Georgiesmum]

Good one!

[Bazile]

Hello , is that specsavers ?
My name is Gertrude .


I'd like to book an appointment......

[Bazile]

oh i 'see' - (well - i didn't ) - lol

I must read what's written, properly