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[Patsy33]

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.

[Spicerack]

Couldn't you complain or were you on the Fidelio?

[Spicerack]

Glad you got Bach safe and sound. ;-(

[Patsy33]

I was thinking more 'Tutankhamun'...:-)

[Spicerack]

Lol, you've made me look a right twit, giza.

[retrocop]

Toyota Luxors per chance?

[retrocop]

I would of pulled over and relaxed by lighting up a Camel.

[Patsy33]

Spice, you were thinking Carmen? Lol...

[zebo]

As the stutterer said Neffer t t try to park in Cairo.

[Hopkirk]

You should walk, like an Egyptian.

[sanmac]

I ata nice lentil once whilst in Cairo.

[retrocop]

Was it Lentil Souk?

[sanmac]

Dagnab it! I knew I left something out. Yes, and there were more than one lentil in it:)

[marval]

The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.

When she looked at little Ricky's picture, she was puzzled to see that he had drawn four people in an airplane, so she asked him which story it represented.

Little Ricky replied, "That's the Flight to Egypt."

"Oh, I see," said the teacher. "That must be Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, but who's the fourth person?"

"That's Pontius, the Pilot!" answered Ricky

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Egypt#ixzz5UJQhaMTS

[Patsy33]

Lol! Love that Marval...

[DTCwordfan]

very god marvel...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each.
How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it, though."