Not All Toddlers...

[1ozzy]

...are totally innocent.

There they were, aged relatives gazing into my 15 month old daughters cot.

"Oooh look, gushed Mavis, "She has her grandmothers eyes".
"Yes" replied Agnes, Uncle Cedrics nose as well".
Dotty chipped in with "Don't they look like Grandpas ears?"
"Yes they do" answered Betsy, "And look at those fingers, definitely Uncle Georges".

That's when I admitted buying her a penknife for her first birthday present was a mistake.

[marval]

lol

[Tilly2]

Cutting edge that!