Shakespeare

[Patsy33]

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says “Oi! You’re bard.”

[BANANASPLITS]

Much ado about nothing really

[Tilly2]

Is it midsummer and are you dreaming?

[Tilly2]

Exit, pursued by a bear.

[Togo]

2 beers or not 2 beers?

[Tilly2]

Are you asking?

[Captain2]

Romeo, Romeo where fore art thou? It's your ruddy round.

[sanmac]

Out, damned sot!

[BANANASPLITS]

"Oi landlord a pint and an hamlet if thou pleases"

[Patsy33]

He replied, 'Fair Play'...

[DTCwordfan]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Shaglene fire burn and ozzy's cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a Patsy snake,
In sharon's cauldron boil and arksided bake;
Eye of marvel and toe of dtc frog,
Wool of zac's bat and tongue of tilly's dogs,
Lady CGs's fork and togo sting,
Splits's leg and sanmac's wing,
For a charm of mally's trouble,
Like an AB-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Cool it with maggiebee's blood,
Then retro's charm is firm and good.

And probably banned for plagiarism.

[retrocop]

Oih. Don't Bard me yet. I have a coach load of wives outside from Windsor who want to get Merry.

[Togo]

BA for DT a fragrant must. Before his rhymes are nought but dust.

[maggiebee]

Which pencil will I use? 2B or not 2B

[Patsy33]

DTC, very good.
Plagiarism? Don't worry, "Mum's The Word"....

[marval]

Shakespeare says Bottoms up.

[Patsy33]

^^^^
I'll drink to that Marval!

[marval]

Cheers Patsy

[Shaglene]

You should have had the BA for that one DTC.................