A Man..

[Patsy33]

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”.

[bookbinder]

That one is groanworthy!

[Patsy33]

Lol....
I wasn't sure whether to brooch the subject...

[retrocop]

Should of replied to the barsteward,"Yeh. And what is your pinafore?

[DTCwordfan]

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Hey."

The horse says, "You read my mind, mate."

[DTCwordfan]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time-travellers in here.”

A time-traveller walks into a bar.

[mallyh]

a white horse walks into a bar and the barman said" we have a whisky named after you "the horse said " what eric"

[retrocop]

Barman replied," Neigh"

[Spicerack]

I was there.
The barman actually asked, 'Your band'? and the man walked out in a huff.

[bookbinder]

A ghost goes into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve spirits here."

[Patsy33]

Needs to cut all ties with him!

[BANANASPLITS]

A horse walked into the bar.
Barman said"why the long face"

[marval]

A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "I will have a beer and a mop please."

[Shaglene]

I may as well be silly also........A bear walks into a bar and says nothing. The barman says, "Why the big paws?"........

[DTCwordfan]

Three vampires walk into a pub, the Red Lion.
The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The barman says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"