Vivaldi

[BANANASPLITS]

Met a gorgeous girl at a party last night she said people call her vivaldi.
I asked " is it because your a fantastic violinist"
"No mate me names viv and I work at aldi!

[Tilly2]

That made me laugh!

[BANANASPLITS]

Good lol xx

[Toorak]

That put a spring in my step

[retrocop]

I bet her vital statistics are quite Lidl

[Tilly2]

Delidl, delidl dumpling. My son John.

[zebo]

As they say at Tesco, every Lidl helps.

[BANANASPLITS]

Well...if it asda be it asda be!

[retrocop]

She ASDA sell what Lidl she has in the upstairs departments, :-(

[fiction-factory]

Did she ask if you were Brahms and Liszt?

[Patsy33]

That must have taken a lot of pluck!...

[tonyav]

Sounds like she was on the fiddle to me.

[Spicerack]

Seasonal work, is it?

[Patsy33]

Do you think she was instrumental in getting together?

[tonyav]

Certainly do, Patsy. Blowing her own trumpet if you ask me.

[sanmac]

Did she work in the butcher's department chopin meat?

[tonyav]

She ought to get Bach to it if you ask me.

[Patsy33]

Are you in tune with each other?

[tonyav]

Ah well, I suppose I'd better compose another answer then.

[Patsy33]

Take a bow Tone....

[tonyav]

Glad to see that you thought that I had conducted my self well, Patsy.