Row

[Patsy33]

I’ve just had a really big row with my husband about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris; he wanted to come with me...

[DTCwordfan]

Could send him to Bangkok.

[retrocop]

He only wanted a Eiffel of mesdames of Pig Alley

[retrocop]

Too many Follies to befall him if he went with you.You don' wan to go sight seeing and Toulose him on le trek him

[Patsy33]

He's driving me in Seine!

[retrocop]

Too long on the Metro and you end up with a Sorebum and end up in the Hotel'des Invalides

[BANANASPLITS]

I told the wife "I fancy paris" she got all excited until I said Paris hilton ....Wallop!!!

[Patsy33]

No merci?...

[BANANASPLITS]

Ohh la la non

[retrocop]

You must be Monty Martyr

[Patsy33]

Is he a Count?

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol I had to read that twice ;-)

[retrocop]

My mate got thrown out of a posh fish restaurant for disgusting eating etiquette. He Chomps eez eels.
Je cherche mon monteau. :-0

[BANANASPLITS]

I said to the waiter " do you have frogs legs"
He said "non i always walk like this"

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Yes, please get your coat retro....