In A Lift....

[BANANASPLITS]

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

[Patsy33]

Wasn't that ap-parent?

[Ken4155]

I knew a lift operator who was bipolar. One minute he was up, the next...........................

[Patsy33]

Ken, what happened when they were only half way up? :-)

[BANANASPLITS]

Bloke next to me farted in the lift!
It was so wrong on so many levels!

[Patsy33]

At least you could rise above it...

[DTCwordfan]

bet he's not in for a raise this year.....

[DTCwordfan]

I used to be in the elevator business but then it crashed.

[Patsy33]

You sounded really riled about this BS. He certainly knew which buttons to press!...

[DTCwordfan]

Sqad got in the lift - immediately the operator said, third floor - lingerie.

[zebo]

We live on the 25th floor, our neighbour, returning from work, travels to the 15th floor then walks up the rest. He's Warwick Davies and can't reach the 25th button.