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BANANASPLITS | 13:40 Mon 12th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
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Wasn't that ap-parent?
13:43 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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I knew a lift operator who was bipolar. One minute he was up, the next...........................
13:46 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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Ken, what happened when they were only half way up? :-)
13:49 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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Bloke next to me farted in the lift!
It was so wrong on so many levels!
13:51 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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At least you could rise above it...
13:55 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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bet he's not in for a raise this year.....
13:59 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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I used to be in the elevator business but then it crashed.
14:00 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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You sounded really riled about this BS. He certainly knew which buttons to press!...
14:03 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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Sqad got in the lift - immediately the operator said, third floor - lingerie.
14:05 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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We live on the 25th floor, our neighbour, returning from work, travels to the 15th floor then walks up the rest. He's Warwick Davies and can't reach the 25th button.
08:33 Tue 13th Nov 2018

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