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Patsy33 | 19:19 Sat 24th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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My boyfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way
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At least he let you down gently.
19:38 Sat 24th Nov 2018
Ah well, you'll have to live in separate holmes now.
At least he let you down gently.
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I'm sure there'll be re -Morse...
If you had gone softly softly with this relationship you'd still be together.
Endeavour not to get bitter.
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I think I might put my deerstalker and long rain coat on, then go and see if I can track him down...
There'll be no hiding place then, Patsy.
So the relationship has gone a bit Frost-y?
Ah, that's nice. Kojak and ask him.
I think the problem was because you were running your relationship on a shoestring.
We need a bridge or there'll be a killing.

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