2 Facts About Me. . .

[zabado]

Fact 1, My willy is the same size as those little pens in the bookies.
Fact 2, I'm barred from William Hill's.

[murraymints]

lol....try Argos !

[rowanwitch]

Do they still have the little pencils?

[Hopkirk]

Perhaps you could do with going to Paddy Power

[Patsy33]

I'm afraid the odds werent in your favour...

[zebo]

Try Ikea, puts lead in your pencil at the same time.

[shoota]

Barclays customers have big ones....