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On Her Death Bed...

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BANANASPLITS | 13:21 Wed 26th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed...
Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What are the eggs for"....? Asks the husband...
She replied, "Every time we had crap sex, I would put an egg in the box"...
Not bad" says the husband,
"3 eggs in 35year an the cash"...?
She replies, "Every time I got a dozen,
I’ sold them"...
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this should be posted in the Yolks section.
13:27 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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Eggsactly!
13:31 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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This joke is best laid to rest.
13:33 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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Ok ken I'll put it to bed!
13:33 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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definitely a joke for the family albumen
13:36 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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You two crack me up
13:38 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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Dont be poaching this joke either!
13:39 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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ova my dead body
13:41 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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Don’t get it. Too many egg nogs over Christmas has scrambled my brain.
13:45 Wed 26th Dec 2018

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