Christmas Presents For Random People
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Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the vegetarian cannibal? He only eats Swedes.
The man who owns Specsavers must be a very busy person, He has got loads of Contacts.
My friend and I were arguing about the vertebral column today. I told him never to talk back to me.
When I was at school, I had a teacher who had a nervous tick. So everyone got really good marks.
There is a new film release about a girl who goes topless in the back yard. It is called Flash Garden.
My friend swears that he dreams in colour. I say it is just a pigment of his imagination.
I looked out of the window this morning to see that every house on the road opposite had fallen over, one by one. Police believe it was triggered by an explosion at the Domino’s pizza shop.
My friend bet me twenty pounds that I couldn’t finish my dessert in less than twenty seconds. It was a piece of cake.
All day I have been pretending I am different types of wood. I am board now.
My Doctor gave me some soul destroying news earlier. I have got athletes foot.
The man who owns Specsavers must be a very busy person, He has got loads of Contacts.
My friend and I were arguing about the vertebral column today. I told him never to talk back to me.
When I was at school, I had a teacher who had a nervous tick. So everyone got really good marks.
There is a new film release about a girl who goes topless in the back yard. It is called Flash Garden.
My friend swears that he dreams in colour. I say it is just a pigment of his imagination.
I looked out of the window this morning to see that every house on the road opposite had fallen over, one by one. Police believe it was triggered by an explosion at the Domino’s pizza shop.
My friend bet me twenty pounds that I couldn’t finish my dessert in less than twenty seconds. It was a piece of cake.
All day I have been pretending I am different types of wood. I am board now.
My Doctor gave me some soul destroying news earlier. I have got athletes foot.
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