A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver can't help but stare at her. She ask'd him why he's staring and he responds with, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun".
She says, "I'll kiss you if you're single and Catholic".
The cab driver says, "I'm both!"
The nun says, "Pull into an alley way then."
The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush. Once back in the cab, the driver starts crying.
"I lied" he said. "I'm married and Jewish!".
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party".
I remember in HK, two of us posted new jokes and both of us had them posted to us within 48 hours....doesn't take long to spread them - or propaganda.....