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[maggiebee]

He said there was no spark between us any more so I tasered him! (I’ll ask him again when he wakes up)

The man who invented Velcro has died -RIP

Don’t let anyone call you average – that’s just mean

The problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected

If clowns attack, go for the juggler

Treat each day as your last. One day you will be right

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand

Kleptomaniacs take everything literally

Just because you are offended doesn’t mean you are right

Past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

[marval]

Lol, good ones Maggie.

[Patsy33]

Lol...Great puns!

Have you seen the price of Velcro?...
What a Rip off....