Aussie Humour

[queenofmean]

An Aussie phones an ambulance because he has been hit by a car.

Aussie ‘ Get an Ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think he’s broken his legs.
Operator ‘ what is your location sir’
Aussie ‘ I’m on eucalyptus street’
Operator ‘can you spell that sir’
Silence apart from heavy breathing
Operator ‘sir can you hear me’
More heavy breathing
Operator ‘ sir are you there’
This continues for a few moments
Operator ‘sir can you hear me!
Aussie ‘ sorry about that I can’t spell eucalyptus so I’ve dragged him around to oak street’

[Patsy33]

Lol!..

[queenofmean]

My phone autocorrected it should be his friend!

[retrocop]

Lol
Your autocorrect has also altered the location. Last time I posted this joke the Aussie ws a Paddy. :-)

[marval]

lol

[maggiebee]

Same as in Glasgow - hit by car in Sauchiehall Street but dragged round to Rose Street.