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Aintree.....and Cilla
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson about his love of racing for the Grand National.
He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he
could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,
who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein
too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
Lets go back to my 'otel suite, we could 'ave a lorra
fun.
So they went back to her hotel, the Aintree Hilton. After a couple of
drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad
passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If
you think that was good, let me shleep for half an
hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm
shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma
willlie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have
even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if
you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht
shex yet. You'll have to......."
I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n
balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this
time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all
over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
Cilla asks
"Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand
and yer willlie in de other - does it really
stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last
time I shlept with a scouser, she shtole ma wallet !".
He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he
could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,
who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein
too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
Lets go back to my 'otel suite, we could 'ave a lorra
fun.
So they went back to her hotel, the Aintree Hilton. After a couple of
drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad
passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If
you think that was good, let me shleep for half an
hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm
shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma
willlie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have
even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if
you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht
shex yet. You'll have to......."
I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n
balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this
time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all
over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
Cilla asks
"Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand
and yer willlie in de other - does it really
stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last
time I shlept with a scouser, she shtole ma wallet !".
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