Gardening Obsession

[Patsy33]

My partner has threatened to move out. Said I'm obsessed with gardening. I said, "Don't beat about the bush, is this a plot to get rid of me,?"

[-Talbot-]

Have you been told to sod off?

[-Talbot-]

Or are you being turfed out?

[Hopkirk]

I think you should dig in and refuse to move.

[marval]

Did you get to the root of the problem? If not tell him to pack his trunk.

[Hopkirk]

Perhaps you need to shed him.

[tonyav]

You may as well go because he'll only keep raking it up.

[Patsy33]

I'm the sort of person to call a spade a spade...

[Theland]

Is it just your fingers that are green?

[tonyav]

Axe him what bought it up.

[Togo]

With fronds like that who needs anemonies?

[tonyav]

Maybe you ought to think about cultivating a relationship with someone else.

[Hopkirk]

Just say to him 'be gone ya'

[Theland]

. . . . And smoke the grass!

[DTCwordfan]

talking about other ABers in this mode, i.e. minty's love of the jardin, is verboten on the site regs.......

reported....

[Patsy33]

I said, "Man-ure so mucked up!"

[Hopkirk]

Is your partner's name Doug?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^^
Hoe hoe hoe....

[tonyav]

Take him to the hoe down tomorrow night, he''ll son forget about this.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
'Till' the next time!

[Smowball]

Tell him to bed down for the night and he’ll get to the real root of the problem...