A Drunk

Patsy33 | 20:22 Sat 18th May 2019 | Jokes

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When I was in the police force, a drunk came up to me and threatened to peee on my wrist. I Told him, "Not on my watch!"

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JimF

And then it dawned on me.

tonyav

Did you cuff him ?

sanmac

Especially seeing as how it was a pocket-watch tucked in to your uniform pocket

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I don't think he wanted it splashed across the tabloids!

jno

Bet you clocked him one and he’s now doing time.

marval

I would have given him the strap.

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