A Drunk

[Patsy33]

When I was in the police force, a drunk came up to me and threatened to peee on my wrist. I Told him, "Not on my watch!"

[JimF]

And then it dawned on me.

[tonyav]

Did you cuff him ?

[sanmac]

Especially seeing as how it was a pocket-watch tucked in to your uniform pocket

[Patsy33]

I don't think he wanted it splashed across the tabloids!

[jno]

Bet you clocked him one and he’s now doing time.

[marval]

I would have given him the strap.