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marval | 15:00 Tue 28th May 2019 | Jokes
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I went into B&Q and asked a member of staff, “Where can I find some hammers, nails, a bag of cement, and a trowel?”

“They are all under ‘Construction’,” she answered.

“Oh, well where will they be when they are finished?” I replied.
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What a tool!
15:15 Tue 28th May 2019
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That's a complete fabrication, marval - you can't find a member of Staff in B & Q!
15:21 Tue 28th May 2019
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Are you buying off-plan(e) ?
15:23 Tue 28th May 2019

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