Cards

[tonyav]

I ordered some used playing cards from the casino, I phoned them to ask when I can expect a delivery they said that they were still dealing with my order.

[Patsy33]

You deserve a big hand for this joke Tone!

[tonyav]

Thanks, Patsy. I've gone all of a flush now.

[Patsy33]

Always the joker!

[tonyav]

I have been called a diamond geezer in the past.

[Patsy33]

Suits you Tone!

[Spicerack]

Don't encourage him to brag, patsy.

[-SharonA-]

Better than nothing!!

[Patsy33]

I best shuffle on to bed now...

[jno]

where did you crib this from?

[Patsy33]

They are slow. I expect you'd like to deck them, Tone..

[aelmpvw]

jokes like that are bound to get a full house

[Tilly2]

This is a bridge too far.

[Patsy33]

I was going to say that Tilly....Snap!

[Tilly2]

Good one, Patsy. :-)

[Tilly2]

...That was ace!

[Hopkirk]

I was looking for a pun to trump all these others, but there's already a full house there.

[Old_Geezer]

Probably an excuse, your order likely got lost in the shuffle.

[Patsy33]

Wow! These answers are coming in spades!

[Tilly2]

I'm off down the club.

[Hopkirk]

You're all heart, Tilly.