My Uncle.

[Patsy33]

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.

[maggiebee]

Noted!

[Patsy33]

The funeral cost a grand..

[maggiebee]

I hope you got that in black and white.

[Patsy33]

I did, Maggie. A minor detail...

[tonyav]

He was a very upright man, I'd heard.

[Patsy33]

Yes, he was Tone. A major loss..

[albaqwerty]

obviously music wasn't his forte

[marval]

Was there Gin and Tonic afterwards?

[Patsy33]

Yes, Marval, and a nice Chinese dish with chop sticks...

[aelmpvw]

he was probably highly strung

[Patsy33]

All a chords what sort of day he was having, ael..

[10ClarionSt]

Sounds a bit off key.

[Patsy33]

Never in agreement with anything. Always changing his tune..

[Hopkirk]

I hope you managed to compose yourself after the funeral.

[Spicerack]

Happened to my uncle Dai when he worked down Big Pit. First I knew about it was the Argus headline "Piano in a flat miner disaster at pit".