A Husband Said

[mallyh]

one evening a husband says to his wife "when I die i'd like it to be while I'm making love "
his wife replies "well at least it will be a quick death "

[marval]

lol

[Zacs-Master]

And he says 'how will you know?'

[mallyh]

lol x

[baza]

I went shopping with the wife the other day, the assistant asked " do you want a carrier bag" , no I replied she can walk.

[mallyh]

doesn't sound like she will be your bag for life lol x

[Bazile]

The wife said to me , don't answer the phone while making love .
Even if it's you calling , i asked her ?

[baza]

A bag for life only costs 10p....... and gets replaced when it gets old.

[marval]

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."

[maggiebee]

Hahahahaha

[marval]

A woman says to her husband, "Please say dirty things to me."

The husband says "Bath, Kitchen, Living room."

[Hopkirk]

Well I heard his wife was to die for

[Patsy33]

Lol!!

[jno]

instead of coming he went?

[Arksided]

Well at least she finally got a stiff one.