I Used To Be

[marval]

A man met a beautiful lady one night, he took her back to his place and they went at it all night, all sorts of weird and wonderful positions.

In the morning, she told him she had a confession. "That is the first time I have done that" she said.

"Sex or a one night stand" he replied.

"Sex, you see I hope you don't mind but I used to be Christian, and was never interested in sex."

"That's fine, I don't mind" he said.

She looked at him with an excited look in her face and said. "Good because I much prefer being Christina."

[Ken4155]

I met her in a club down in old Soho.

[tonyav]

Name was Lola then though.

[jno]

a bride says to her new husband: Darling, I've got a confesson to make. I used to be a hooker.

Her husband says: That's okay, I can live with that, you'll never have to go on the streets again.

She says: Not on the streets, I was in Saracens' front row.

[Ken4155]

Newlyweds on first ever night in bed. He says, "Terribly sorry, darling, but i can't get an erection."
"That's ok, my sweet," she breathes, "I've got one."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[marval]

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is that your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, she answered, "That's me before the surgery."

[Patsy33]

Lol! I was just thinking of exact same joke, Marval!

[marval]

Great minds Patsy.