The Cop
An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening.
"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs" he said.
"By all means officer, but just don't go in that field over there" I replied.
The cop exploded "Do you know who I am?? I have the authority of the government with me.." He shouted, pulling out his badge. "This badge means I can do whatever I want, wherever I want. Do not mess with me. Do you understand?"
I nodded and went about my work. A short while later, I heard screams and saw the cop being chased across the field by my prized bull. The bull was gaining, the cop looked terrified. I threw down my tools and ran to the fence and shouted,
"Your badge! Show him your f------ badge!"