Not My Fault

[marval]

It is not my fault I have a double chin.


When God was giving out chins, I misheard.


I thought he said Gin.


So I said I will have a double.

[tonyav]

Did he say tum and not rum.

[marval]

I think he did Tony.

[Spicerack]

When he said head I thought he said bed.
So I asked for a big soft one.

[1ozzy]

When he said "queue for a brain" I thought he said train and I missed mine.

[Smowball]

Lol

[waterboatman]

hic!

[waterboatman]

When he said brain I thought he said drain. I said I was going to live in a desert and didn't want one.

[zebo]

I used to love having a big jelly..............

[Patsy33]

A great spirit you have, Marval!...