Skintight Jeans

[Hopkirk]

I was having a pint at the bar when a stunning girl came in. She was wearing the most amazing figure hugging jeans, that looked as if they must have been sprayed on.

I asked her "how on earth do you get into those jeans?"

She answered "well you can start by buying me a drink"

[stocksman]

f her jeans were that tight you couldn't expect her to have money in the pockets, could you?

[Patsy33]

I think a smoothie is in order here.....

[marval]

lol