Idiocy In Court

[marval]

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Lawyer: "This Myasthenia Gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"


Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognise that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

[bookbinder]

It wouldn't surprise me if some, if not most, of these were true!

[Patsy33]

Lol..Like no.3!...

[bookbinder]

That was the main course. Here's a little dessert:
https://bestlifeonline.com/hilarious-things-said-in-court/

[Patsy33]

Ha ha.....

[marval]

Thank you for the dessert Bookbinder, very funny they were.

[bookbinder]

Thanks to you, also, marvel. We can always find a bit of humour in the most unexpected places.