My Wife Is Leaving Me...

Patsy33 | 20:36 Wed 11th Sep 2019 | Jokes

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...because of my obsession with music. I said, "Melody, please, compose yourself! Please don't let this cause a rift between us"...

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Ken4155

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Just sit her down and explain that, if she leaves you now, she'll take away the biggest part of you and you'd be lost without her. Useless on your horn, spending your days just crying. But, if she can refrain from leaving you, you'll change your tune and promise to cut down on the music. You'll even buy a whistle and flute to smarten yourself up and take her out where...

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tonyav

You'll have to get some sort of harmony going between you.

retrocop

Sadly your argument produces a clef stick. More harmony required and no strings attached. Keep calm. No wind.

Patsy33

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I think I need to pipe down..

Captain2

Oh, stop harp ing on about it. She'll only drum up support from her band of friends.

Patsy33

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I might just tell her to beat it...

marval

Write them a note, not too sharp. Tell them you are keeping the flat.

retrocop

Cor Anglais women are a pain. I prefer a man from over the channel with a big un. A French Horn. Oooh La La.

Patsy33

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Blow that, retro!.
She'll soon change her tune, when she sees my aria...

Spicerack

Reach out and create a bridge between you.

marval

Don't fret, if you whistle she might come back with a bottle and a couple of champagne flutes.

Spicerack

Offer to take her back no strings attached.

Patsy33

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She said she's not prepared to play second fiddle. I've only got one!...

Ken4155

I'm surprised she didn't banjo you. You're well out of tune talking to her like that. Music is one of the foremost reasons couples split up. Well, accordion to Relate it is.

Patsy33

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There's been a major development. I've agreed to scale down on my obsession. I don't want re -percussion....

Ken4155