Stolen

[marval]

Four hundred pounds worth of LEGO was stolen from a shop in London last night.

The criminals parked the getaway car a few blocks away.


I was hoping to get a part in Mathematics The Musical

But I failed the additions.


My partner told me he wanted a divorce today. On the grounds that I care for and have more feelings for fruit and veg.

i packed my stuff and left without saying a word, not wanting to upset the apple cart.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^^
Lol!
A case of sour grapes?

[Canary42]

Your jokes are priceless :-D