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Kermit The Frog
Kermit The Frog has been arrested.
Police raided Kermit’s apartment and found bundles of dirty pictures.
Police say it is the worst case of Frogspawn they've ever seen.
Two Irishmen were sat outside a pub when a lorry drove past carrying turf.
Paddy turned to Mick and said if I win the lottery I’ll do that.
You’ll do what?
I’ll send my lawn away to be mowed.
A woman is walking out of Tesco with a joint of beef she hasn't paid for.
The security guard sees her and says, “Hey what are you doing with that?”
She said potatoes peas and gravy you nosey begger.
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde
wearing the tightest trousers he has ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks,
"How do you get into those trousers?"
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by
buying me a drink."
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a
condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
Police raided Kermit’s apartment and found bundles of dirty pictures.
Police say it is the worst case of Frogspawn they've ever seen.
Two Irishmen were sat outside a pub when a lorry drove past carrying turf.
Paddy turned to Mick and said if I win the lottery I’ll do that.
You’ll do what?
I’ll send my lawn away to be mowed.
A woman is walking out of Tesco with a joint of beef she hasn't paid for.
The security guard sees her and says, “Hey what are you doing with that?”
She said potatoes peas and gravy you nosey begger.
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde
wearing the tightest trousers he has ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks,
"How do you get into those trousers?"
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by
buying me a drink."
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a
condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
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