Carpenter Wanted

[Canary42]

Carpenter urgently required, cabinet falling apart - Apply Cabinet Office, 10 Downing Street (no tools required, plenty there already).

[agchristie]

Ha ha! That's raised me spirit levels.

[tonyav]

I saw that coming.

[agchristie]

It all adze up

[Patsy33]

Ha ha...Nailed it!

[Tilly2]

Anyone got any gorilla glue?

[TonyV]

Dont think even gorilla glue will be strong enough

[Tilly2]

I really don't give a monkey's. There is nothing I can do to repair it.

[Zacs-Master]

It’s plane to see that we’re drilling down to prop up a vice riddled screw up of a cabinet.

[marval]

lol