Canny Scot

[maggiebee]

An Englishman, roused by a Scot's scorn of his race, protested that he was born an Englishman and hoped to die an Englishman. "Man," scoffed the Scot, "have you no ambition at all?"

[Old_Geezer]

Of course. To eventually be an angel.

[Jordyboy9]

Some English men don’t want to die till England have won the football World Cup again,for anyone who doesn’t know England won it in1966,
What is the right word for a man aged 200 years old.

[Canary42]

/// What is the right word for a man aged 200 years old. ///

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bicentennial_Man possibly ?

[davebro]

Probably be that long before Scotland get into the knockout stage!

[ToraToraTora]

"Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace" - Billy Connolly

[ToraToraTora]

"We had the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow. A great choice of venue: a place where people think Hepatitis B is a vitamin" - Frankie Boyle

[maggiebee]

And the BA goes to - drum roll - TTT