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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 PM
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Miss Charlene Mason, sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for pancake breakfast next Sunday morning
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 PM
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Miss Charlene Mason, sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for pancake breakfast next Sunday morning
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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These are brilliant, I like this one. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
20:55 Tue 01st Oct 2019
The Baptist Minister ended his sermon with: "And if I had all the whiskey in the world; and all the beer in the world; and all the rum; and all the wine and other alcoholic potions which the Devil has seen fit to tempt us into his ways, I would toss them all into the turbulent waters I say unto thee. Now, our final hymn: