Obsession

[Patsy33]

My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.
I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six.

[Theland]

That's wicket :-)

[Patsy33]

I suppose I can always appeal

[shoota]

I'm stumped for an answer...
Can someone bail me out?

[Theland]

Yes throw her a googly.

[Hopkirk]

I think you may have overstepped a boundary with her.

[jno]

you need to put a positive spin on this. It seams bad.

[shoota]

Best off without the old bat.

[Theland]

What's not to like about the sound of willow on leather?
No pleasing some women!

[Patsy33]

She'll be back, cap in hand..

[shoota]

The Umpire Strikes Back...

[Theland]

....... and bowl you over?

[Prudie]

It'll be all white

[Hopkirk]

I think you are looking at the ashes of your relationship, but at least you had a good innings.

[marval]

You should order a Chinese meal, and go out for a duck.(with orange sauce.)

[Spicerack]

Don't let her slip away.

[shoota]

Did you say 'Bye'?

[Theland]

Just consider it a test.

[Patsy33]

Didn't think she'd run out on me...

[Theland]

Could be a load of balls.

[DTCwordfan]

Didn't know you were related to Geoffrey Boycott.