Where Are You?

[marval]

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked.

"My brakes wont work," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?"

"Where are you?" John asked.

"I'm in the chemist," Jill responded.

"And where's the car?" John asked.

Jill replied, "It's in here with me."

[Patsy33]

Chrysler eyes out, did she?